Fortanach, Flame Bearer

+1: Blame Production.
Exile up to 14 permanents and make target
opponent lose 5 life.
-4: Yell "YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT?"
Destroy target Battle Field.
-12: Tell a joke, if your opponent laughs you win
the game. If they don't All Creatures in the game
are destroyed, all creatures on all graveyard are
put on the battlefield under your control.