Fortune Teller

Each nonland card in your hand without foretell has foretell. Its foretell cost is equal to its mana cost reduced by {2}. (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile it from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Whenever you fortell a card, put a +1/+1
counter on a robot creature you control.

My friend, you have nothing to worry about. Except
a nightmare-ish life of unremitting horror!