Franchise Rapists

Politically Correct, Deathtouch

He-he ain't goin' nowhere! — {b}, {t}: Sacrifice a creature, then tap two creatures you control. Gain control of target creature.

"After seeing Indiana get raped I know I'll never be
the sa-a-ame, the same? The same. Do you remember that scene with Indiana in the refrigerator? It didn't make any sense, Stan."
—Jimmy