Fraying Omnipotence

Each player loses half their life, then discards
half the cards in their hand, then sacrifices half
the creatures they control. Round up each time.
"Hear me and rejoice! You have had the privilege of
being saved by the Great Titan. You may think this is suffering. No... it is salvation. The universal scales tip toward balance because of your sacrifice. Smile... for
even in death, you have become children of Thanos."
-Ebony Maw