Friday the 13th

Each opponent rolls a 6-sided die:
1: Opponent sacrifices an artifact or enchantment.
2: Opponent sacrifices one non-token creature.
3: Opponent choose two non-Swamp lands. They become Swamps.
4: Opponent taps all of their nonblack creatures.
5: Opponent loses their next turn.
6: Opponent loses 13 life.