Friendly Neighborhood Spidey

Flying, First Strike, Menace
{w}{w}: Web-'Em-Up (Tap up to two creatures, only activate this ability once per
turn when you can play a sorcery.)
(This is actually a white creature, not a red/blue creature.)
"Now we know what the webhead truly is, he's a 4/4 threat with menace." - J. Jonah Jameson