Froopyland

{t}: Add {r} or {g}.
At the beginning of your end step, create a
1/1 red and green Froopy creature token with
Devour 1, then populate.
"Are you saying Tommy survived here by having sex
with Froopy creatures, creating Froopy-human hybrid
offspring, and then consuming their proteins,
sustaining himself with an endless cycle of
cannibalistic incest?"—Beth