Fumbling Ogre

Archery 3 (This permanent enters the battlefield with
3 arrow counters on it.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you take X
damage, where X is the number of archery
counters on Fumbling Ogre. Then, remove an
archery counter from it.

"You, ya big brute! You gotta bow and can use it? I
don't really care. Aim, and then fire!"
—Lieutenant Colon, last words