Funky Kong, King of the Kooks

{t}: Each player creates a colorless artifact token named Banana with "{t}, Sacrifice this artifact:
Add {r} or {g}. You gain 2 life."

Whenever an artifact an opponent controls is put
into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control that's an Ape
or a Monkey.

Whenever Funky Kong attacks, defending player sacrifices an artifact.