Furious Galleon of Sturdy Oak

Pirates you control get +1/+1.
Whenever Furious Galleon of Sturdy Oak deals
combat damage to a player, it deals
2 damage to any target.
Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control
with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes
an artifact creature until end of turn.)
"They spared no expense!"