Furry Convention

{x}{w/u}, {t}: Create a colorless Equipment artifact
token named Fursuit with X floof counters on it.
It has "Equip {2}" and "Equipped creature gets
+X/+X and loses all dignity, where X is the
number of floof counters on this permanent."
{u}{w}{u}: Target equipped creature you control
becomes the creature type of your choice. (This
effect is permanent.)