Fury of the Oranguloth

This card is worth:
{1} Hit the target with your off hand, underhand,
and eyes closed (separate throws)
{1} Hit the target after taking a shot of hot sauce
{1} Throw an ax or axes with both hands
{2} Gauntlet, beat everyone else in a 1v1

Biologists are still baffled by this abomination of
nature