Fwenk the Kwenk!

When Fwenk the Kwenk! enters the battlefield,
you may draw X cards, where X is the number
of creatures in play.
Put them face down on the battlefield. They
become X/X Soldier creature tokens with flying.
Flying may be taken literally.
When attacking, throw these cards up in the air.
Only the creatures they land on can block.
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