Gabe, Eternal Borker

+3: Put a bork counter on all creatures you control. Then, all creatures gain a +1/+1 counter for each bork counter they have.
-3: Double the amount of bork counters on creatures then each creature deals damage equal to half the number of bork counters on it to each opponent.
-7: Gabe becomes a X/X Angel Doggo creature with flying and "Cannot leave the battlefield" X=the number of bork counters on creatures. (R.I.P Gabe.)