Gabe the Dog

First Strike, Haste, Vigilance, Regeneration, Trample, Hexproof, Indestructible, Lifelink, Reach, Flash,
This creature has power and toughness equal to how many times you have heard Gabe the Dog bork. if you haven't heard
Gabe the Dog bork, you lose the game.
ALL HAIL GABE THE BORKSTER