Game Mistress

When Game Mistress enters play, all players
begin role-playing as 8-Bit & 16-Bit game
characters for 2 rounds & draw 3 lands &
2 rare cards.
{t}Caster causes a player of their choice to
split their pants & lose 3 HP.
"This is The Best Stream ever?
NOOOOOOOOOOO!" -Game Mistress