Gamemasters' Edict

Kicker {1}{g/u}
Choose a nonland card type. All permanents of
the chosen type become 1/1 blue thing creature
tokens until the end of your next turn. If this
spell was kicked, you may cast this spell
as an instant instead.
"I'll help you fight these foul
homies.. but wouldn't be fire if
the sages told of a battle against
thousands of this flabby dog thing."
~Tomalez Chuff