Gamer Dude

If you own an Xbox, Gamer Dude has flying.
If you own a PlayStation, Gamer Dude has lifelink.
If you own a gaming computer, Gamer Dude has deathtouch
If you own a Nintendo Switch, Gamer Dude has vigilance.
If you own a Wii, sacrifice Gamer Dude.
{3}: Search your library for a card named Controller, put it into your hand, then shuffle
your library.