Gard Levho, the Taunt

Creatures you control get +1/+1.
Creatures opponents control get -1/-1.
{r}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn.
{1}{b}: Goad target creature.
{2}{g}: Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of
turn.
"I'm committing verbal murder in the major third
degree." —Gard Levho