Garfield

Lasagna {3} - Heal 4 health points.
"Garfield is a fictional cat and the protagonist of the comic strip Garfield, created by Jim Davis. The comic strip centers on Garfield, portrayed as a lazy, fat, and cynical orange cat. He is noted for his love of lasagna, coffee and sleeping, and his hatred of Mondays, fellow cat Nermal (sometimes), raisins and exercise."
He eats John, it's what he does.