Garfield, Lasagna's Bane

•Indestructible, Trample, Ward: Sacrifice a food,
Hunger (This creature cannot attack or block
unless you control a food.)
•When you cast this spell destroy all foods in play.
•Sacrifice a food: Put a +1/+1 counter on Garfield.
{bull}At the beginning of your upkeep, if it is Monday
sacrifice Garfield.

He's so fat that he has an area code.