Garlic

Defender.
{t}, {2}: Target creature gains Indestructible.
When Garlic dies, all creatures that gained
Indestructible from Garlic lose it.

Lane-diversion isn't just Garlic's profession. It's his
passion. He carries an advanced Doctorate in
Redirection from the Brussels University. He'll talk all
day about lane vectors and repulse arrays. He even
pushes things into alternate avenues at home.
Somehow his wife puts up with it.