Gary the Stormtrooper
Take your daughter to work day—Whenever Gary
the Stormtrooper enters the battlefield or attacks,
create a legendary 1/1 white Jessica creature token with haste and
"This creature can't block.".
Whenever a nonlegendary creature token you control dies, put a
+1/+1 counter on Gary.
"Oh! Lord Vader! Uh... it's "Take Your Daughter
to Work Day", and I know, uh... you know, I'm
sorry for bringing her, but my wife says I never see
her, and... let's be honest, she's right!" -Gary
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