Geddy, Licensed Professional

Haste, protection from artifacts
Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)

Artifact spells you cast have affinity for artifacts.
Artifacts you control are Junk. (They're colorless artifacts with "{1}, {t}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals
2 damage to target creature or planeswalker chosen at
random.")