Geddy, Lord of Mayhem

+1: Each player discards a card. For each non-land card discarded this way, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
-2: Choose one of the following: Deal 3 damage to target creature; Deal 2 damage to target planeswalker; Deal 1 damage to target player.
-9: Exile all non-land permanents you don't control and create a 1/1 colorless Spirit creature token for each card exiled this way.