Generically Evil Looking Guy

You may laugh evilly rather than pay Generically
Evil Looking Guy's mana cost.
"Aha! You *rolls dice* pathetic *flips coin* fools! You
are *draws card* too weak to *picks slip of paper out
of hat* save your friend before I use my *throws dart
at board* Destructonator 300 to *opens to a random
page in the dictionary* turn all the people in the
*drinks a cup of tea and reads tea leaves* Tri-state
area to jelly!"