Geoff, Lover of Robots

Gay Robot (Geoff, Lover of Robots gains +1/+0 for
each other artifact you control.)
{u/r}{u/r}: Create a colorless 0/1 Robot Lover artifact creature token with "This creature gains +1/+0
if you control Geoff, Lover of Robots."
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