Geoff Ramsey, F**kface Host

co-ownership (you can have up to 3 commanders if
they all have "co-ownership" )
when Geoff enters the battlefield, target player
F**KFACES (that player rolls a D6, and one of the following happens: on a 1-2, if that player controls a creature with haste, that creature no longer has haste.
on 3-4, that player takes three damage. on a 5-6, that player removes all counters among creatures they
control.)