Georg Nüßlein

When Georg N**lein enters the battlefield, you
may choose an artifact you don't control. Gain
control of that artifact.
As long as you control Georg N**lein, you may
tap lands your opponents control in order to pay
for abilities of that artifact.
Sorcery spells you control have improvise.
"Err... maybe I took kickbacks through business with
N95 masks." — N**lein, sucking taxpayer's balls