Geronimo, Master of Taxes

Reach
You may pay {w}{u}{b}{r}{g} rather than pay
the mana cost for spells that you cast.
"Rest assured, if we file your taxes quarterly and
submit claims to the IRS with spells marked as
'business expenses' we can claim a substantial credit...
Or claim sanctuary via revenue ruling 2006-20
so long as you refer to corn as 'maize' and anyone
named 'chad' or 'karen' as 'white devil'..."