Getting the Milk

Enchant player

Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under enchanted player's control, he or she must sacrifice a permanent he or she controls with art depicting a man. At the beginning of your upkeep, put a childhood trauma counter on that creature. Then if that creature has eighteen childhood trauma counters on it, sacrifice it and create a 6/9 red Prostitute creature token.

I'm gonna go grab some milk from the store honey, I'll see you soon!