Geyser

When Ensuing Geyser enters the battlefield, target player loses all life. The player to the left of the target player receives 4 splatter tokens. For every splatter token a player receives, that player loses a turn. If a player receives 9 splatter tokens, they go into shock and pass out, forfeiting the rest of their turns. {flavor}Hey fascist! Catch!{/fontsize5}