Ghazghkull Thraka

Indestructible
As long as your devotion to Gork and Mork
is less than seven, Ghazghkull isn't a creature.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, another target creature you control gains
haste and gets +X/+X until end of turn,
where X is that creature's power.
(Xenagos, God of Revels)