Ghoul

Haste As long as your life total is less than/equal
to half your starting life total, Ghoul has
indestructible and vigilance.as long as
one of your opponents life total is less
than/equal to half there starting life total
Ghoul gains Persist and +3/+3 first strike
{t}All damage that would be dealt this turn to you
/permanents you control is dealt to Ghoul instead
(if it's still on the battlefield).
I love all my friends and I'm grateful for all of
them-Ghoul