Ghyrson Starn, Kelermorph

Ward {2}(Whenever this creature becomes the target
of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it
unless that player pays {2}.)
Three Autostubs — Whenever another source
you control deals exactly 1 damage to a permanent
or player, Ghyrson Starn, Kelermorph deals
2 damage to that permanent or player.
"So anyway, I started blasting"