Gib and Gob, the Lovable

Creatures you control cannot attack or block.
If you would be dealt combat damage, instead prevent all but 1 of that damage, then draw that many cards.
{3}{g}{w}, {t}: Target opponent creates a token that's a copy of Gib and Gob, the Lovable.
"We don't like violence." "Violence is for brain-dead muggles like you."