Gideon, Final Defense

+2: Creatures you control get +4/-4 and trample until end of turn.
0: Gideon, Final Defense becomes a 10/10 white soldier that's still a Planeswalker with trample and indestructible until your next turn.
-X: Gideon, Final Defense deals X damage and you gain X life and add X memes to your meme pool. You may cast cards from any graveyard this turn.