Gideon Quote Protester

Flash-(This fat piece of debris is so fast that you can cast it as though it were an instant.)
When Gideon Quote Protester enters the battlefield, counter target spell unless it's controller pays {3}. If that spell has a Gideon quote on it's flavor text, counter that spell instead.
You may ignore any comedic unhinged rules on this card so they do not interfere with the Magic, The Gathering rules.