Gideon Vess, Liliana's Sister

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Draw a card, tear it in two pieces while eating
an apple, if you can't, you die, for real,
I'm not even kidding. If you can,
Bolas will still beat you. I know, it's not fair.
So Gideon Jura was Liliana Vess' sister all along!