Gideon's Sacrifice

Choose a creature or planeswalker you
control. All damage that would be dealt
this turn to you and permanents you
control is dealt to the chosen permanent
instead (if it's still on the battlefield).
"If more of us valued food and cheer and song
above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier
world. But, sad or merry, I must leave it now. Farewell."—Thorin Oakenshield