Giga Fortress

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to player or planeswalker it's attacking.)
Rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn for each creature blocking it beyond the first.)
Bushido 5 (Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +5/+5 until end of turn.)
"Eaaah?! That "thing" is bigger than the Kirov!!"
- Soviet Soldier