Gigayna, Tiny Terror

Double strike, trample
If anyone dares to call her small, shorty or shrimp, her automatic response is to attack them with all her force
and ferocity, as merciless as she is tenacious - efforts
which can, occasionally, together culminate in a level
of pain roughly comparable to that inflicted by a light
summer breeze, or one seven thousandth of that
inflicted by a paper cut.