Gilderoy Lockhart

(Scornful Egotist alter)
Morph {u}(You may cast this card face down as
a 2/2 creature for 3. Turn it face up any time for
its morph cost.)

"Order of Merlin, third class! Honorary member of
the Dark Force Defense League, and third-time winner
of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award."