Gin The Wise

+2: Create a 1/1 squirrel with flying and a 2/2 cat with vigilance. Bolster 1.
0: Gin The Wise becomes a 3/3 creature with hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
-9: You get an emblem with, "Creatures you control get +1/+1 and have indestructible."