Giorgia dei Meloni

+1: Target creature cannot equip a vehicle and loses all abilities until your next turn. "We need a sea blockade!"
-2: Destroy target artifact. If a vehicle is destroyed this way, exile it instead. Create a 1/1 black zombie soldier.
-7: Each opponent discards their hand, then laugh at you. "Yo soy Giorgia, soy una mujer, soy una madre, soy italiana, soy cristiana"