Give Me What I Want

At the beginning of your upkeep, create a red
1/1 gremlin token with, "When this creature
dies, destroy a random artifact in play."

At the beginning of your end step, each player
who controls no artifacts loses 2 life & you gain
life equal to the total amount lost this way.

In season 13, our heroes saved the Cherokee Rose, rescued fleeing refugees, made their way to Anglos, bargained with Ms. Emily, & fell for Temujin's trap.