Gizmouse

All RATS you control have Banding (they dug
that old ability out of the land fills of the 90s)
{x}{t}: Place X Pizza tokens divided among any
number of RATS. Use this ability as a sorcery.
{t}: Gain control of target creature that is
attacking you. That creature now has
sub-creature type RATS.
"We are Many and Mighty! We are Fierce and Free!
Also we got Best-Best snacks. Want Pizza?"