Gloob Wagon

Indestructable, Hexproof

During your turn, Gloob Wagon cannot be blocked by non-Gloob creatures.
Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you
control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)
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Because who would hurt the little guy?