Glorious Beard of Ponytail

When this card enters the battlefield,
grab both corners of your beard and yell
at the top of your lungs.
If you can not, shave your head with the
nearest pair of scissors.
Target creature gets +3/+2 and facial hair.
Ponytails are for sissy girls! Ponytails are for -
- Freig the Bald, last words.