Gnippersquizz, Yet Another

Squirrel tokens you control get +1/+1 and have
flying and protection from Eldrazi.

{2}{b/g}, Offer a 'did you know' regarding Magic
history you saw on the internet: Target billionaire
corporation gets +300/+300 USD. Activate only as
a sorcery.

Naysayers' criticism is a rabbit hole, or should
we say, a squ-